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IC Contact: C&C

[Instead of Shinji, you get a generic electronic lady voice.]

"Hello, you have reached the voice mail of-

-Shinji Ikari-

Please leave a message after the tone."

[beeo]

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[these are messages sent to Yuma's communicator, which he threw into the living room. if Shinji wakes up thanks to the vibration and notification sounds and checks, he'll see eight gifs very similar to the one above]

Edited (FIXES... SHIT) 2012-10-08 08:50 (UTC)

[ bzzzt. bzzzt. ]

[ shortly after her conversation with astral, roxy opens a new draft to text shinji.

he is in BIG trouble!!! ]

shijji
*shinih
blurgh
see im so pissed off i cant even type ur name properly
SM f'n H
just
you have a lot of explaining to do about ur toolish behavior to astral
and were gonna figure out a way for u to make it up to her
dont think if u dont answer ur off the hook
i will hunt you down with my SKILLZ

what

what is going on

what did astral tell you

just something about how shes not capable of things because shes an alien
like sarcasm
because she is TOTES capable of sarcasm

oh that

that was before i knew that he was

also why do you keep calling astral she?

sfklsf;kl holy shit!!!!
HE?????
but hes so cute
we only relaly talk through text and ive seen him around like once....
but
omg
dont tell him that i fucked up his gender oh man thats so embrrassing

your secret is safe with me

(cute? seriously?)

(yes srsly u douche)
just he cares a lot okay so you should apologie

if i did he'd just use it as an excuse to be angry about not apologizing sooner or something else

he just doesn't like me period

well why doesnt he like u

i wish i knew

i can ask him for u

you can if you want

yeah dont worry shihnji im going to fix this
u guys are gonna be besties when im done w you two

I Think
I Nee Dhelp

what?

are you okay

where are you

No
If THeres One Thin Gim Deftiniely Not
Its Okya

okay you didnt immediately tell me where you are so youre not hurt/dying

are you drunk

Im Hom
And Durnk Is A Pastt Ense Vreb
Im Still Not Fini Shed

what happened

Iw As Hatched To Benig Wth

dont say that

what happened tonight was it prom

Prom Olny Gav Eit A Stage
This Cmodey Of Errors Beganand Eended With Me

kanaya just

tell me what happened

i cant help you if you wont say it

Notl Ike This
Too Mcuh Typing

fine let's do it in person

where do you want to go

I Dont Wan To Go Anwyhere
In Two Hunderd Years The Ycould Finalyl Pcik My Corpse From The Tub

youre in your tub?

fine ill come over there

If Its Som Uch Truoble You Dont Have To
Wec An Alwasy Save It Fron Ext Time I Ask For Help

no were doing this now

give me a second and ill be on my way

I Can Just Brign Yu
That Way Noone Elsew Ould Have To Let You In

if you feel like it

[ and so, after a few long moments, a portal opens up for him, into the hallway. ]

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